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17~ Senior~ Can't wait to graduate!
Single~Angry~ Need to get out of this life.
Basically I think I'm hilarious and nobody else gets my humor.

greglestrade:

planetlibrary:

greglestrade:

Observe my very adult dinner: chicken nuggets and animal shaped potatoes.

You should have had dinosaur chicken nuggets. Then you could have a battle with ketchup and BBQ as blood, and you eat the chicken nuggets first because dinosaurs are extinct, and then the potato animals because lots of animals are endangered or extinct, and then you get sad for a moment because extinction is sad, and then you get happy because chicken nuggets and potato animals. Magical.

Did you just suggest I soil this perfect meal with ketchup?

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

trying-to-hide-the-pain:

birds-bones:

What if school burned calories.

What if school burned

Down.

npr8:

Wearing heels the night before a marathon is dumb!!! I must say, the streets of North End Boston are silky smooth!

— Amanda Burgess

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be